January 2012
December 2011
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
bekunia:
definedcollarbone:
here I go, scream...
My sleeping is so out of wack!
It’s 6:00 PM and I just woke up…
I think I just need to work around the clock until I make it back to the normal timing thing in time for when school starts on January 4th.
Time to go make breakfast…
blastmyheart asked: Thank you so much Kamilla. Your strength gives me strength. We'll do this together.
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
“You never get over it, but you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.”
– Jeffrey Eugenides (via eletheowl)
Not a good morning. Plus 6 is too fucking early to be up!
Brain, go the fuck back to sleep and stomach, stop fucking hurting and bothering me!